| Jul 7 | The Hilton = Hint: Hotel |
| Jul 8 | Western Union = No Wire Unsent |
| Jul 11 | Boeing = Big One |
| Jul 12 | Internet Stocks = Consistent Trek |
| Jul 13 | British Petroleum = I put miles, brother! = Pure Mobile Thirst |
| Jul 14 | Comfort Inn = Not Confirm |
| Jul 15 | General Electric = Electrical Genre |
| Jul 16 | Lucent Technologies = Huge Net Collections |
| Jul 19 | Bell Atlantic = In Battle Call |
| Jul 20 | Carleton Fiorina, President, CEO = Corporation's Definite Cleaner
(Carleton Fiorina of Lucent named president and chief executive officer of Hewlett-Packard making her the first woman to be the head of a Dow 30 company.) |
| Jul 21 | Microsoft = Is Comfort |
| Jul 22 | General Motors = Enlarges Motor = Or Great Lemons |
| Jul 23 | Mattel Toys = Tamely Tots |
| Jul 26 | New York Stock Exchange = Now Exchange Skyrocket
(The largest stock exchange in the USA announces plans to go public) |
| Jul 27 | America Online = Re: Mail in Ocean |
| Jul 28 | Time Warner = Writer: Amen! = Mean Writer |
| Jul 29 | IBM = I M B
(pronounced as: I am bee... no denying IBM is a large corporation)
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| Jul 30 | United Parcel Service = Accept, Insure, Deliver! |
Aug 1999 |
| Aug 2 | Year Two Thousand Problem = A Blast! Open-mouthed Worry |
| Aug 3 | IDG Books = Dig books |
| Aug 4 | Fruit of the Loom = Off toilet humor |
| Aug 5 | U.S. Steel = Let's Sue
(Steel Companies File Trade Suits Against Foreign Imports ) |
| Aug 6 | Hyatt Hotel = The Toy Halt |
| Aug 9 | Day trader = A dry trade
(Study: Most day traders lose) |
| Aug 10 | MasterCard = Trader scam |
| Aug 11 | Drugstore.com = Got record sum
(Shares of online pharmacist soar) |
| Aug 12 | Chevrolet = Clever, Hot |
| Aug 13 | Campbell Soup = Placebo lumps |
| Aug 16 | Blockbuster = Stock: rubble
(The stock of video-rental company sits flat in the first day of trading.) |
| Aug 17 | RadioShack = Hacks Radio |
| Aug 18 | Analog Devices = Naive Coed Gals |
| Aug 19 | Federal Express = Free Sex Pedlars = Prefers Sex Deal |
| Aug 20 | Lipton tea = Teapot nil |
| Aug 23 | Penguin Books = Pigeon Bunkos |
| Aug 24 | Rubbermaid = Drum Barbie = I rubbed a Mr. |
| Aug 25 | Iomega = I am ego |
| Aug 26 | New York Times = Monkeys Write
NY Times monkeys with the idea of floating stock |
| Aug 27 | Ameritech = I'm Teacher = Hate Crime |
| Aug 30 | Pentium = Put me in = Input 'em
(so that it can say, Intel Inside) |
| Aug 31 | Tylenol pill = Lo! Plenty Ill |
Sep 1999 |
| Sep 1 | Healthy Choice eatables = Oh! aesthetic bellyache |
| Sep 2 | Linux = In lux
(No question, the open source operating system has been in limelight lately.) |
| Sep 3 | Pointcast = PC Station |
| Sep 6 | Labor Day = Rob a lady = Adorably
Today is Labor Day. Those of you who spell it as Labour Day probably observe it on the first of May. But here in the USA, it falls on the first Monday of the month of September--just to spread the holidays evenly throughout the year. (-: |
| Sep 7 | RCA television = Vertical noise |
| Sep 8 | Microsoft Word = I comfort words |
| Sep 9 | Informix = Minor fix |
| Sep 10 | Dreamworks = Mad workers |
| Sep 13 | Telcordia = Erotic Lad
(New name of Bellcore) |
| Sep 14 | Wired = Weird |
| Sep 15 | Agilent = Genital |
| Sep 16 | Windows Two Thousand = Shutdowns. Now do wait. |
| Sep 17 | Wall Street = Treats well |
| Sep 20 | Apple Computer = Meet popular PC = Operate plum PC |
| Sep 21 | Sun Microsystems = My! Customers' sins |
| Sep 22 | Microsoft CarPoint = I, Comic of Transport |
| Sep 23 | Folgers = Golfers |
| Sep 24 | Mountain Dew = O! I'm unwanted |
| Sep 27 | Quisp = Ups IQ |
| Sep 28 | Camry = My car |
| Sep 29 | Primestar = Mrs. Pirate |
| Sep 30 | Rite-Aid = Air Diet |
Oct 1999 |
| Oct 1 | Dodge Ram = Do drag me |
| Oct 4 | Lucky Strikes = Yuck! Let's risk (cancer) |
| Oct 5 | Victoria's Secret = Erotica Victress |
| Oct 6 | Sega Dreamcast = Sacred at games |
| Oct 7 | Nature's Gift = Fruit Agents |
| Oct 8 | WorldCom = Cold worm
MCI buys Sprint to create WorldCom |
| Oct 11 | Delta Airlines = I land earliest |
| Oct 12 | Global One = Label: No-Go
(News: Global One may unravel) |
| Oct 13 | Air France = Farce 'n air |
| Oct 14 | Random House = Around homes |
| Oct 15 | Virgin Air = I arriving |
| Oct 18 | Casio watch = Ciao! Swatch |
| Oct 19 | Pillsbury = Silly burp |
| Oct 20 | Sony Music = My! Sonic us = Noisy scum |
| Oct 21 | CDnow = Own CD |
| Oct 22 | Nissan Altima = Snail stamina |
| Oct 25 | Tower Records = Word secretor |
| Oct 26 | Doubleclick = Click be loud |
| Oct 27 | Intel, Microsoft = Economist flirt
Dow goes more digital |
| Oct 28 | Healtheon = Eh! Net Halo |
| Oct 29 | Computer Associates = Automatic processes |
Nov 1999 |
| Nov 1 | Lifesavers = Safer lives |
| Nov 2 | Whole Foods = Who's fooled? |
| Nov 3 | Verifone = Fire oven |
| Nov 4 | American Home Products = O! Modern pharmaceutics |
| Nov 5 | Suretrade = Treasured |
| Nov 8 | Princess Cruises = Scenic surprises |
| Nov 9 | Oldsmobile Alero = Miserable old loo |
| Nov 10 | Powershot = Worth pose |
| Nov 11 | Aeroflot = Fare: loot |
| Nov 12 | Greyhound = Young herd |
| Nov 15 | Eyes for U = Four eyes |
| Nov 16 | Copper Mountain = Computer on a pin |
| Nov 17 | Alcatel = Ate call |
| Nov 18 | Intellicast = Sell Titanic |
| Nov 19 | Siemens = Nemesis |
| Nov 22 | Microware = I'm rare cow |
| Nov 23 | Superscape = Pure spaces |
| Nov 24 | Geoworks = Egos work |
| Nov 25 | Interwoven = Vote winner |
| Nov 26 | Microsoft WebTV = Cow-form bites TV |
| Nov 29 | Prudential = Real pundit |
| Nov 30 | Little Caesar's = Stale articles |
Dec 1999 |
| Dec 1 | Electronic Arts = Least incorrect |
| Dec 2 | General Mills = Angel's miller |
| Dec 3 | Newscorp = Crows pen
(contrast with New York Times = Monkeys write) |
| Dec 6 | DirecTV = TV cried |
| Dec 7 | PhotoSmart = Motto: Sharp |
| Dec 8 | Loral Space & Communications = O man! O man!! Circuits collapse |
| Dec 9 | Olympus = So lumpy |
| Dec 10 | Comsat Corporation = Compatriot racoons |
| Dec 13 | General Dynamics = Legendry maniacs |
| Dec 14 | Telesat = Seattle |
| Dec 15 | Fidelity = Fit yield |
| Dec 16 | Real Networks = Lowest ranker |
| Dec 17 | Third Voice = Thrice void |
| Dec 20 | Nickelodeon = Indolence OK |
| Dec 21 | Learjet = Real jet |
| Dec 22 | ReplayTV = TV player |
| Dec 23 | Monster.com = Mormon sect |
| Dec 24 | Sikorsky = O! Risk sky |
| Dec 27 | Scient = Nicest |
| Dec 28 | Andromedia = Random Idea |
| Dec 29 | NetCheque = Tech. Queen |
| Dec 30 | iCat Corporation = Patriot racoon |
| Dec 31 | Year Two Thousand = A year to shutdown |
Jan 2000 |
| Jan 3 | business.com = Nice sum, boss
(the domain business.com sold for $7.5 million) |
| Jan 4 | PhotoEssentials = Snapshot so elite |
| Jan 5 | Hallmark, Inc. = Charm all kin |
| Jan 6 | Probotics = Boot PC, Sir |
| Jan 7 | American Greetings = Engineers magic art |
| Jan 10 | Wacom = Cow, Ma! |
| Jan 11 | America Online + Time Warner = Now, I'm a nicer neater mailer
(AOL, Time Warner join forces) |
| Jan 12 | Extensity = Sex entity |
| Jan 13 | Gateway = Get away |
| Jan 14 | Caminus = Manic us |
| Jan 17 | AT&T Wireless = Writes tales |
| Jan 18 | Metropolitan Life Insurance = Influential contemporaries |
| Jan 19 | Transmeta = A smart net |
| Jan 20 | Universal Studios = Visual is nude sort |
| Jan 21 | Paramount Pictures = Upon amateur script |
| Jan 24 | Banana Republic = Annual bribe cap |
| Jan 25 | Medtronic = Medic torn |
| Jan 26 | Extensis = Is net sex |
| Jan 27 | Thinkpad = Kind path |
| Jan 28 | Veritas = It raves |
| Jan 31 | AutoTrader.com = Amateur doctor |
Feb 2000 |
| Feb 1 | Charles Schwab = Crash blew cash |
| Feb 2 | Universal Pictures = Surplus in creative |
| Feb 3 | Netpliance.com = I connect ample |
| Feb 4 | CertifiedTime = Time rectified |
| Feb 7 | Cinemax = Mexican |
| Feb 8 | Metrocall, Inc. = Intercom call |
| Feb 9 | Teligent, Inc. = Lice netting |
| Feb 10 | Cinerama = American |
| Feb 11 | Tower Air, Inc. = Erratic wino |
| Feb 14 | The Microsoft Corporation = Motto: Rich fornicates poor! |
| Feb 15 | WebMethods = Show me debt |
| Feb 16 | Agillion, Inc. = I'll gain coin |
| Feb 17 | Netdrive = Even dirt |
| Feb 18 | International Business Machines = Secret businessman annihilation |
| Feb 21 | Lipstream = Rips metal |
| Feb 22 | Vstream = Smear TV |
| Feb 23 | RealCall = All-clear |
| Feb 24 | FreeAgent.com = Forget ace men |
| Feb 25 | Alias|Wavefront = Lava in software |
| Feb 28 | Autonomy = Not you, Ma! |
| Feb 29 | Cidera = I'd care |
Mar 2000 |
| Mar 1 | Cheapbytes = Beach types |
| Mar 2 | Lineo, Inc. = Nice loin |
| Mar 3 | Caldera = Lead car |
| Mar 6 | Purple Yogi = Gory pile-up |
| Mar 7 | Linuxcare = Clear Unix |
| Mar 8 | Sendmail, Inc. = Nice and slim |
| Mar 9 | WebVision = View bison |
| Mar 10 | Perfumania.com = Panoramic fume |
| Mar 13 | Nortel Networks = Loner treks town |
| Mar 14 | Answers.com = Crass women |
| Mar 15 | DirectHit = Dirt ethic |
| Mar 16 | Cloudscape = Cad couples |
| Mar 17 | myCFO = Comfy |
| Mar 20 | iVillage = I give all |
| Mar 21 | Datek Online = Token denial |
| Mar 22 | Firepond = Fine drop |
| Mar 23 | Starmedia = Smart idea |
| Mar 24 | Ticketmaster = Tickets tamer |
| Mar 27 | Mondera.com = Read: common |
| Mar 28 | Continuus = Nut cousin |
| Mar 29 | Intertrust = I rent trust |
| Mar 30 | showNets = News shot |
Apr 2000 |
| Apr 3 | Northpoint Communications = Contains monotonic triumph |
| Apr 4 | Icarian = I, in a car |
| Apr 5 | Sina.com = So manic |
| Apr 6 | MediaMetrix = A mixed merit |
| Apr 7 | TheStreet.com = Hottest creme |
| Apr 10 | Ariba Technologies = Giant sociable hero |
| Apr 11 | Coollogic = Logo: colic |
| Apr 12 | Clearstation = Castrate lion |
| Apr 13 | Liberate = Real bite |
| Apr 14 | Extricity Software = Sexier, witty factor |
| Apr 17 | Entango = On agent |
| Apr 18 | Dialpad.com = Madcap Idol |
| Apr 19 | Silverline = I, sniveller |
| Apr 27 | Yamaha = Ha! A yam |
| Apr 28 | Playskool = All spooky |
May 2000 |
| May 1 | Walt Disney = Wants yield |
| May 2 | Dreyfus = Dry fuse |
| May 3 | Keynote Systems = My! tests one's key |
| May 4 | National Discount Brokers = Darn! sales contribution ok |
| May 5 | Canon = No! can |
| May 8 | TD Waterhouse = Thus owe trade |
| May 9 | Priceline = Peril 'n ice |
| May 10 | Altavista = A vast tail |
| May 11 | Lycos = Sly Co. |
| May 12 | Ebay = A bye |
| May 15 | Amazon.com = O man! Am coz |
| May 16 | Mapquest = Amp quest |
| May 17 | Expedia = Die apex |
| May 18 | Travelocity = Try locative |
| May 19 | Bestfares = Safer bets |
| May 22 | Go Network = No! Get Work |
| May 23 | Mail.com = O! I'm calm |
| May 24 | FlashNet = Shelf ant |
| May 25 | MediaXpress = A mixed press |
| May 26 | FatBrain.com = I'm a fact born |
| May 29 | HostPRO = Hot Pros |
| May 30 | Juno Online Services = Is on juvenile censor |
| May 31 | Silverline Technologies = Oh! clientele is resolving |
Jun 2000 |
| Jun 1 | SupplierMarket.com = I'm computer sparkle |
| Jun 2 | WAVO Corporation = O! war provocation |
| Jun 5 | Merriam Webster Dictionary = Sweet Mary! I'm brain director |
| Jun 6 | Sitara Networks = Now asterisk art |
| Jun 7 | Career Systems International = O! transient manly secretaries |
| Jun 8 | Howard Sloan Koller Group = Oh! so parallel groundwork |
| Jun 9 | MicroStrategy = Go try matrices |
| Jun 12 | Iridium = Drum III |
| Jun 13 | Ashford.com = Ad-hoc forms |
| Jun 14 | WebCriteria = I, a tribe crew |
| Jun 15 | Deepcanyon.com = Economy endcap |
| Jun 16 | Penton = No pet 'n |
| Jun 19 | PSInet = I spent |
| Jun 20 | OpenTable.com = Been camp tool |
| Jun 21 | BeyondSolutions, Inc. = Noisy slob continued |
| Jun 22 | Corporategear.com = Go compare creator |
| Jun 23 | SourceForge = Foe scourger |
| Jun 26 | DuPont Performance Coatings = American products often pong! |
| Jun 27 | Banana Republic = Incapable urban |
| Jun 28 | Eddie Bauer = I, a beer dude |
| Jun 29 | Montgomery Ward = My! Grew to random |
| Jun 30 | Macy's Departmental Store = Randomly attempts crease |
Jul 2000 |
| Jul 3 | Webtrends Enterprise Solutions = Bossiest entrepreneurs not wild |
| Jul 4 | Parenthoodweb.com = Boo! now the cramped |
| Jul 5 | BulkRegister.com = Sick? Germ trouble! |
| Jul 6 | Entera = Neater |
| Jul 7 | SecondSpin.com = Nice on MSDOS PC |
| Jul 10 | Quantum Snap Server = Manner puts quavers |
| Jul 11 | AmericanGreetings.com = Egomaniacs cringe term |
| Jul 12 | Staples.com = Costs ample |
| Jul 13 | 1-800-Flowers.com = Cools few Mr. |
| Jul 14 | QuillCorp.com = Roll cup IQ |
| Jul 17 | StaplesLink.com = Is not small peck |
| Jul 18 | ComVentures = Custom nerve |
| Jul 19 | UBS Capital = Is a club apt |
| Jul 20 | Thyme = e-myth |
| Jul 21 | Juniper Networks = Person write junk |
| Jul 24 | US West International = Leninist now saturate |
| Jul 25 | Cosine Communications = Economics in a miscount |
| Jul 26 | Invisible Worlds = Birds' vision well |
| Jul 27 | Lexibot = Tile box |
| Jul 28 | Bright Planet = Parent blight |
| Jul 31 | Cable and Wireless Communications = Landowner, I am inaccessible customer |
Aug 2000 |
| Aug 1 | Airlinx Communications = Minor anti-climax cousin |
| Aug 2 | Cybernet Medical = I'm a recycled bent |
| Aug 3 | ClaraNet = Can alert |
| Aug 4 | Hi-Way = I, a why |
| Aug 7 | Cybernet Internet Services = Tiny screen cretin, best-ever |
| Aug 8 | Holontech = Eh! no cloth |
| Aug 9 | OnStar = No! Rats |
| Aug 10 | Peoplesoft = Lots of peep |
| Aug 14 | Google = Go ogle |
| Aug 15 | Workscape = Wake corps |
| Aug 16 | Sapient = Panties |
| Aug 17 | Ceverything = Get 'very inch |
| Aug 18 | Nervewire = Never wire |
| Aug 21 | Luminant = Tamil nun |
| Aug 22 | Nextera = Rent axe |
| Aug 23 | Sierra Systems = Ramsey Sisters |
| Aug 24 | Synchrony = Shy 'n corny |
| Aug 25 | Redapt = Depart |
| Aug 28 | Tatung = Ant gut |
| Aug 29 | Veritas = I've arts/I starve |
| Aug 30 | Mobilesys = Messy boil |
| Aug 31 | Lightwave = Law giveth |
Sep 2000 |
| Sep 1 | Pandesic = Spaced in |
| Sep 4 | Powertel = We petrol |
| Sep 5 | Lightspeed = Help digest |
| Sep 6 | Luminate = Email nut |
| Sep 7 | InformIT = Minor fit |
| Sep 8 | Polyserve = Loves prey |
| Sep 11 | InterStar = Insert rat |
| Sep 12 | Brocade = Bar code |
| Sep 13 | Genuity = I, net guy |
| Sep 14 | Windows Me = New wisdom |
| Sep 15 | Bridgestone/Firestone = Best one for tire design? |
| Sep 18 | Intermedia = Dirt meanie |
| Sep 19 | Servicemaster = Receives smart |
| Sep 20 | Allstate Insurance = Rascal lieutenants |
| Sep 21 | Saga Software = Fat wage soars |
| Sep 22 | SyncSort = Snots cry |
| Sep 25 | Bridgestone = Goriest bend |
| Sep 26 | Droplets = Lord's pet |
| Sep 27 | DataReturn = Tuna trader |
| Sep 28 | SkillsVillage = Gives all-skill |
| Sep 29 | Taster's Choice = Ecstasic horse |
Oct 2000 |
| Oct 2 | Discover Card = Drives accord |
| Oct 3 | Netopia, Inc. = Inane topic |
| Oct 4 | Imation = I am Toni |
| Oct 5 | Thingamajob.com = I match among job |
| Oct 6 | Iplanet = Tale pin |
| Oct 9 | Moviefone = O! Fine Move |
| Oct 10 | Rackspace = Crap cakes |
| Oct 11 | Convergys Corporation = Governor to conspiracy |
| Oct 12 | NetCarrier = Rare cretin |
| Oct 13 | iVast.com = TV Mosaic |
| Oct 16 | Comergent Technologies, Inc. = Chore neglecting economist |
| Oct 17 | Fannie Mae = Inane fame |
| Oct 18 | Pepsico = Pops + ice |
| Oct 19 | United Healthcare = Cure entitled, ha! ha! |
| Oct 20 | Inktomi = Omit ink |
| Oct 23 | Yipes Communications = Tiny musician compose |
| Oct 24 | InSage = Sin age |
| Oct 25 | idNames = Means ID |
| Oct 26 | Solid Data = Data idols |
| Oct 27 | Thuport Technologies = The hungriest protocol |
| Oct 30 | Mindbuilder = I'm unbridled |
| Oct 31 | Content Technologies = Gets hotel connection |
Nov 2000 |
| Nov 1 | Attunity, Inc. = Unity intact |
| Nov 2 | Network Engines = Seen networking |
| Nov 3 | Authentica = Aunt Cathie |
| Nov 6 | Aventis = Natives |
| Nov 7 | Anesta Corporation = An Actor's operation |
| Nov 8 | StarOffice = Office Tsar |
| Nov 9 | Datakey, Inc. = A naked city |
| Nov 10 | Surety Technologies = Shoo! gentle security |
| Nov 13 | PC Guardian = Panic Guard |
| Nov 14 | Nortran Pharmaceuticals, Inc. = Smart-alec anarchic on turnip |
| Nov 15 | Tellme Networks = Wall Street monk |
| Nov 16 | VoiceGenie = I've nice ego |
| Nov 17 | Ulticom = I'm clout |
| Nov 20 | AnyDevice.com = Come deviancy |
| Nov 21 | Vercomnet = Vector men |
| Nov 22 | Brience = Be nicer |
| Nov 23 | Groove.net = Gone overt |
| Nov 24 | Telera = Relate |
| Nov 27 | Allaire Corp. = Local repair |
| Nov 28 | SpeechWorks = Shows pecker |
| Nov 29 | Crayola = Or a clay |
| Nov 30 | SpeechHost, Inc. = Phonetic chess |
Dec 2000 |
| Dec 1 | Infonautics = Infusion act |
| Dec 4 | Nuance = Ace nun |
| Dec 5 | Enuncia = I, nuance |
| Dec 6 | NHancement = Enchant men |
| Dec 7 | Contentville = Invent, collect |
| Dec 8 | Authorlink = Ritual honk |
| Dec 11 | Reactivity = Creativity |
| Dec 12 | Clarent = Central |
| Dec 13 | NetElation, Inc. = Lenient action |
| Dec 14 | Avistar = A TV airs |
| Dec 15 | Alation Systems, Inc. = Stately insomniacs |
| Dec 18 | Readthru = Dear Ruth |
| Dec 19 | Wego, Inc. = Cone wig |
| Dec 20 | Authors Choice = Choose haircut |
| Dec 21 | Firedrop = Fried Pro |
| Dec 22 | Impower = Wipe ROM |
| Dec 25 | Fiction Showcase = Two-inch fiascoes |
| Dec 26 | Aperian = Ear pain |
| Dec 27 | TimesTen = Ten items |
| Dec 28 | Viewpoint = I wipe no TV |
| Dec 29 | Content Technologies = Gets hotel connection |
Jan 2001 |
| Jan 1 | Cingular Wireless = Crawling leisures |
| Jan 2 | Buy.com = Coy bum |
| Jan 3 | eGrail = I glare |
| Jan 4 | Netraverse = Rare events |
| Jan 5 | Coremetrics = Secret micro |
| Jan 8 | Symantec Corp. = Crest company |
| Jan 9 | Transora = Ants soar |
| Jan 10 | Genidocs = Nice dogs |
| Jan 11 | Maxspeed Corporation = On approximated score |
| Jan 12 | LiveVault = Evil Vault |
| Jan 15 | Broadbeam = Robbed a Ma |
| Jan 16 | Avantgo = Got a van? |
| Jan 17 | Neomar = Moaner |
| Jan 18 | Dataware = Wait, dear! |
| Jan 19 | Certicom Corporation = Moroccoo Practitioner |
| Jan 22 | Cendant = Can't end |
| Jan 23 | Interelate = Entire tale |
| Jan 24 | Popular Power = Wrap-up, loo rep'? |
| Jan 25 | Iridigm = I'm rigid |
| Jan 26 | Bluelight.com = Belgium cloth |
| Jan 29 | VideoEye Corp. = Voiced: pro-eye |
| Jan 30 | Eziba.com = Maize cob |
| Jan 31 | LinkGuard = UK Darling! |
Feb 2001 |
| Feb 1 | WorldPay = WordPlay |
| Feb 2 | Punch Networks Corporation = Unknown chiropractor poets |
| Feb 5 | iLanguage.com = Egomaniac Lug |
| Feb 6 | Webcrossing = Web's scoring |
| Feb 7 | Eyematic = Ya! Emetic! |
| Feb 8 | Lightsocket = Ghost tickle |
| Feb 9 | Favemail = Via flame |
| Feb 12 | Conversay = Save crony |
| Feb 13 | Neopoint = Pet onion |
| Feb 14 | RealCall = All-clear |
| Feb 15 | Comdisco = Do comics |
| Feb 16 | Viviance = Vain vice |
| Feb 19 | SmartEngine = Angriest men |
| Feb 20 | fusionOne = Union foes |
| Feb 21 | Covisint = Con visit |
| Feb 22 | The Daedalus Group = Persuaded to laugh |
| Feb 23 | Tibco Software = Bowties factor |
| Feb 26 | Silverado = Drive also/Evil roads |
| Feb 27 | Listerine = Resilient |
| Feb 28 | Tropicana = An apricot |
Mar 2001 |
| Mar 1 | Glucerna = Clean rug |
| Mar 2 | Cheerios = Echo rise |
| Mar 5 | Acxion, Inc. = Conic maxi |
| Mar 6 | Holiday Inn = Holy Indian |
| Mar 7 | Nature Valley = Try all avenue |
| Mar 8 | Homewood Suites = Wet odious homes |
| Mar 9 | Hampton Inn = Phantom Inn |
| Mar 12 | Cathay Pacific = If icy, cap cat. Ha! |
| Mar 13 | One World = Old owner |
| Mar 14 | Fisher-Price = Chirp is free |
| Mar 15 | Motley Fool = Fly me to loo |
| Mar 16 | Adflight = Fight lad |
| Mar 19 | Architag = Ah! Tragic |
| Mar 20 | Phocuswright, Inc. = Throwing hiccups |
| Mar 21 | Fastwater = Tears waft |
| Mar 22 | Boardwatch = Bath coward |
| Mar 23 | Quios, Inc. = IQ Cousin |
| Mar 26 | Adero = Adore |
| Mar 27 | DataDirect Networks, Inc. = It reinstated crackdown |
| Mar 28 | CompuBank = Unpack mob |
| Mar 29 | E-mercial = Real mice |
| Mar 30 | Eyeball Networks, Inc = Nicely workable nets |
Apr 2001 |
| Apr 2 | Geomatrix = Ragtime ox |
| Apr 3 | Inlumen = Menu: nil |
| Apr 4 | iValidate = Vital idea |
| Apr 5 | Adero = Adore |
| Apr 6 | Citigroup = I court pig |
| Apr 9 | Glonet Systems, Inc. = Consistently gems |
| Apr 10 | Captus Networks = Stock wasn't pure |
| Apr 11 | Chutney Technologies = Use ethnic technology |
| Apr 12 | EnGenius Tech = Genuine Techs |
| Apr 13 | Centricity = Trite cynic |
| Apr 16 | Atheros Communications = Sanctimonious chromate |
| Apr 17 | McDonald's Restaurants = Uncle Sam's standard rot
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| Apr 18 | Delta Airlines = I land earliest! |
| Apr 19 | Lufthansa = Fatal huns |
| Apr 20 | Virgin Atlantic = Via 'n intact girl |
| Apr 23 | Viagra Impotency Drug = Going up - Very dramatic! |
| Apr 24 | Planet Hollywood = Hell, not Woody, pal! |
| Apr 25 | International Business Machines Corporation = Noisiest, inane computers crash. Brain? Notional |
| Apr 26 | Aeroflot = Fear tool |
| Apr 27 | KLM Royal Dutch Airlines = Land hairy - kill customers |
| Apr 30 | Delta Airlines = Ideal Latrines |
May 2001 |
| May 1 | Toyota Landcruiser = O, dusty oriental car |
| May 2 | Newcastle Brown Ale = Locals want new beer |
| May 3 | Andrex Toilet Tissue = Sex-duties to latrine! |
| May 4 | Lea and Perrins = Innard pleaser |
| May 7 | Virgin Atlantic Airlines = Instil cavalier training |
| May 8 | Singapore Airlines = Pioneer Asian girls |
| May 9 | British Airways = Was bit hairy, sir? |
| May 10 | Aer Lingus = Agile runs |
| May 14 | McDonald's Burgers = Ronald: "BSE, MSG, crud!" |
| May 15 | American Airlines = In earlier, maniacs? |
| May 16 | A McDonald's Burger = Real dog and crumbs! |
| May 17 | The McDonald's Corporation = Motto: Ronald's rancid epoch |
| May 18 | The Monsanto Corporation = No monitor on catastrophe? |
| May 21 | The Microsoft Corporation = Horror of Competition Acts |
| May 22 | First Alliance Co. Ltd. = I collar daft clients |
| May 23 | Tesco Supermarkets = Steak seems corrupt |
| May 24 | Foote Cone Belding' = No client beef? Good! |
| May 25 | Cosmopolitan = O, cool man tips! |
| May 28 | Esquire Magazine = I'm a Queen-size rag |
| May 29 | Roast beef = Eat for BSE |
| May 30 | Air France = I ran farce |
Jun 2001 |
| Jun 4 | Minolta = I'm tonal |
| Jun 5 | Konica Camera = Cocaine karma |
| Jun 6 | "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should" = The end glows, idiot. Attacks lungs easier, too! |
| Jun 7 | Symantec Corporation = Try on American PCs too? |
| Jun 8 | Toyota Land Cruiser = Does a country trail |
| Jun 11 | Philip Morris USA = Hi, a lump sir? So, R.I.P. |
| Jun 12 | Scottish & Newcastle = Taste, then down classic! |
| Jun 13 | "The World's Favourite Airline" = Wish ruin, die? Travel Aeroflot!
(British Airways' tag line) |
| Jun 15 | "Nothing over sixpence" = Grin: "Och, not expensive!"
(Woolworths' tag line) |
| Jun 18 | Dot-com shares = O, most crashed! |
| Jun 19 | Three Valleys Water Company = Ahem! Spew recently? Lavatory! |
| Jun 20 | "More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette" = "Cancer stick soothes throat!" Gee, met money, amoral Dr? |
| Jun 21 | Advertising Standards Authority = TV guardian: So it isn't shady trader? |
| Jun 22 | GlaxoSmithKline = Hell, mix giants, OK? |
| Jun 25 | Bord Gais Eireann = Boring ideas earn! |
| Jun 26 | Mercedes Benz A-class = Calm. Sees bend? Crazes! |
| Jun 27 | The McDonalds Corporation = Crap motto: nice dosh, Ronald! |
| Jun 28 | Royal Shakespeare Company = Yeoman, reappear as Shylock |
| Jun 29 | "Stop me and buy one" = Pound notes, maybe?
(Walls Ice Cream's tag line) |
Jul 2001 |
| Jul 2 | The Google Search Engine = Oh, cheer Net-logging ease! |
| Jul 3 | The Compleat Angler = Tell the carp: "Game on!" |
| Jul 4 | Cigarette advertising = Creating 'grave' ditties |
| Jul 5 | Novartis Pharmaecuticals = Marvelous piranha tactics |
| Jul 6 | eLuxury.com = Yo! Mule crux |
| Jul 9 | The John Lewis Partnership = What, slip in Peter Jones, HRH? |
| Jul 10 | Mackeson Stout = Stunk? Comatose! |
| Jul 11 | Tobacco advertising = Boost cancer, avid git |
| Jul 12 | Innerhost = Hot sinner |
| Jul 13 | Via Networks = Natives work |
| Jul 16 | Interland = I rent land |
| Jul 17 | Alleycat News = Cleanest yawl |
| Jul 18 | CI Host = Hi cost |
| Jul 19 | Saga Holidays = So, a daily shag? |
| Jul 20 | United Technologies = The cloud engine; Otis
(Pratt & Whitney, Otis elevators) |
| Jul 23 | Universal Pictures = Values Cruise print |
| Jul 24 | Byte and Switch = Synthetic bawd |
| Jul 25 | Infotonic = No fiction |
| Jul 26 | Miva Corporation = I'm vain poor actor |
| Jul 27 | Universal Studios = Sound, visual rites |
| Jul 30 | F5 Networks = Newt's fork |
| Jul 31 | Railtrack plc = Crack: I'll part |
Aug 2001 |
| Aug 1 | Kingston Communications = Notion - skimming accounts? |
| Aug 2 | Nycomed Amersham = Scan mad memory, eh? |
| Aug 3 | Perot Systems = Met Ross types? |
| Aug 6 | Virgin Atlantic = Is clean living an irritant? |
| Aug 7 | British Airways Concorde = Crew say it is rich on board |
| Aug 8 | Apple Computer Corporation = Am I a corrupt PC or not, people? |
| Aug 9 | JD Wetherspoon PLC = Help 'down' projects |
| Aug 10 | Curl Corporation = O! Circular proton |
| Aug 13 | Power Macintosh = Tosh! I'm a PC owner |
| Aug 14 | Great Universal Stores = Turnover gets salaries! |
| Aug 15 | Thompson Travel Group = PR motto: No shaver-plug! |
| Aug 16 | Public Relations = I practise bull, no? |
| Aug 17 | Natural Voices = Saliva counter |
| Aug 20 | Vodaphone Air Touch = Oh! proven audio chat |
| Aug 21 | Royal Dutch Shell Group = Pulled cars thoroughly |
| Aug 22 | Imperial Chemical Industries = Delirium! capitalism enriches! |
| Aug 23 | Rentokil Initial = I kill in attire, no? |
| Aug 24 | British American Tobacco = Hit at barbaric economics! |
| Aug 27 | Interop = No tripe |
| Aug 28 | Associated British Foods = Had idiots boss factories |
| Aug 29 | Royal Bank of Scotland Group = Nasty GB Dracula: "No poor folk!" |
| Aug 30 | The Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Company = Ah, egomania! Liner men don't salute navy captains in port! |
| Aug 31 | Public Relations = Crap, built on lies |
Sep 2001 |
| Sep 3 | The International Space Station = I train that telescope on NASA tin |
| Sep 4 | The Intel Corporation = Tailor one rotten chip |
| Sep 5 | Microsoft Technical Support = Con, from culprit's pathetic OS |
| Sep 6 | British Telecommunications plc = Hum... nice bill. Protectionist scam? |
| Sep 7 | Peninsular & Oriental Steam = I learnt marine sales not up? |
| Sep 10 | British Telecommunications plc = Competitors in cable? I slit, munch |
| Sep 11 | British Telecommunications plc = TNT claims mobile phone circuits |
| Sep 12 | Peninsular & Oriental Steam = As liner men salute in a port |
| Sep 13 | Hewlett-Packard Company = We make that crappy LCD, no? |
| Sep 14 | Sun Microsystems = Costs mess - my ruin |
| Sep 17 | Apple Computer, Inc. = Laptop PC? Me, I run CE! |
| Sep 18 | Mitsubishi Corporation = I prohibit crimson autos! |
| Sep 19 | Toyota Motor Corporation = O-o, too-tarty car promotion? |
| Sep 20 | Deutsche Telekom AG = Hug esteemed Talk Co. |
| Sep 21 | Credit Lyonnais = Nice dirty loans |
| Sep 24 | Great Universal Stores = Serves regulation rats |
| Sep 25 | "The Singapore Girl" = Hear pilot snigger! |
| Sep 26 | Quickbrowse = Bows quicker |
| Sep 27 | Silicon Graphics, Inc. = Aligns IC on RISC chip |
| Sep 28 | Nissan Motor Company Ltd. = Tipsy madman on controls |
Oct 2001 |
| Oct 1 | The Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi Ltd = Fit kit? Oh, my Honda's best-built, OK! |
| Oct 2 | Apple Computer, Inc. = I pun: complete crap! |
| Oct 3 | Great Universal Stores = Vile return, Argos asset? |
| Oct 4 | Nissan Motor Company Ltd. = Nasty old imports, con man? |
| Oct 5 | France Télécom SA = See formal accent? |
| Oct 8 | Prudential Corporation plc = Corruption, no idle claptrap? |
| Oct 9 | National Westminster Bank plc = Pant: "Rank scam, we nett billions!" |
| Oct 10 | Nippon Steel Corporation = No iron, tin, copper apostle |
| Oct 11 | Novartis Group = Top organ virus |
| Oct 12 | Adobe Systems, Inc. = Bosses mendacity |
| Oct 15 | Adolph Coors Company = Drool, hops accompany! |
| Oct 16 | Alltel Corporation = Call to polar, orient |
| Oct 17 | Wendy's International Inc. = Dinner-wait annoys client |
| Oct 18 | Wells Fargo & Co. = Log slow farce |
| Oct 19 | The Walt Disney Company = What, not dynamic, Sleepy? |
| Oct 22 | CBS Corporation = Boost, circa porn |
| Oct 23 | Waste Management, Inc. = Sit, WC man, get an enema! |
| Oct 24 | Lidl Supermarkets = Milk, strudel, pears! |
| Oct 25 | General Motors Corporation = Lor! Go, monster car operation! |
| Oct 26 | Adobe Systems, Inc. = Say, I'm second-best! |
| Oct 29 | Tesco Supermarkets = Tesco Supermarkets = Rose; steak; crumpets! |
| Oct 30 | British Telecommunications plc = Critic: list mobile phone scam, nut! |
| Oct 31 | Adolph Coors Company = Ah! company's cool drop |
Nov 2001 |
| Nov 1 | Staffware plc = PC waffle star! |
| Nov 2 | Six Continents plc = Clip next inn's cost |
| Nov 5 | Stagecoach plc = Catch, go places |
| Nov 6 | Alltel Corporation = Caller ratio on plot |
| Nov 7 | Wendy's International Inc. = No latrine 'yawn' incidents? |
| Nov 8 | The Equitable Life Assurance Society = Is it safe? Reality: late cheques bounce
(ELAS has a £1.5b hole in its accounts after promising, and failing, to pay guaranteed fixed amounts into pensioners' funds) |
| Nov 9 | The Kansai Electric Power Company, Inc. = Nippon shock: a raw electricity menace! |
| Nov 12 | Adobe Systems, Inc. = Many bosses cited |
| Nov 13 | Adolph Coors Company = A cool drop, psycho man |
| Nov 14 | Alltel Corporation = Role, patriot? On-call! |
| Nov 15 | Consignia = Gain coins |
| Nov 16 | Marconi Corporation plc = Crap! or, cool it Mr - no panic!
Marconi posts a £5.1b loss |
| Nov 19 | Microsoft Windows XP = Worm downs PC, so fix it! |
| Nov 20 | Barclay's Bank plc = Barclay's Bank plc |
| Nov 21 | Dictaphone Corporation = To ponder archaic option? |
| Nov 22 | The Boeing Company = Begin economy path
(job losses at Boeing) |
| Nov 23 | Eastman Kodak Company = Dekko anatomy, snap-cam'! |
| Nov 26 | Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. = Alarm! Twisters con! |
| Nov 27 | Bethlehem Steel Corporation = The complete iron-ore blast, eh? |
| Nov 28 | Chrysler Corporation = Oh, corner sportily, car! |
| Nov 29 | United States Tobacco, Inc. = Doc: 'Nicotine acts at tubes' |
| Nov 30 | Tricon Global Restaurants, Inc. = Aristocrats running Taco Bell? |
Dec 2001 |
| Dec 3 | Union Pacific Corporation = Coin in a cornucopia of trip? |
| Dec 4 | Union Carbide Corporation = Or, 'curb Indian operation Co.' |
| Dec 5 | Tupperware Corporation = Rice, prune or potato wrap |
| Dec 6 | Dillard Department Stores = Damndest, prettier dollars! |
| Dec 7 | Tricon Global Restaurants, Inc. = Burnt eatings? Calls to carrion! |
| Dec 10 | ASDA Supermarkets = Rump steaks are sad |
| Dec 11 | Mary Kay Cosmetics = To icy, creamy masks |
| Dec 16 | Microsoft Windows XP = Fix worst, dim PC OS now! |
| Dec 17 | Radisson Hotels = Doss in rat-holes |
| Dec 18 | Friendship Inns = Dinner's pinfish |
| Dec 19 | United States Tobacco, Inc. = Ditto, t'cocaine substance! |
| Dec 20 | Barclay's Bank plc = BBC calls pay "rank" |
| Dec 21 | Dictaphone Corporation = Doh! a copier contraption! |
| Dec 24 | The Boeing Company = Bygone top machine
(Airbus now #1) |
| Dec 26 | Power Macintosh = Saw PC monitor, eh? |
| Dec 27 | Choice Hotels International = On ale? O, retch in china toilets! |
| Dec 28 | Orient-Express Hotels = Enrol hosts' expertise! |
| Dec 31 | Loews Hotels = Lowest holes |
Jan 2002 |
| Jan 1 | Cingular Wireless = Crawling leisures |
| Jan 2 | Buy.com = Coy bum |
| Jan 3 | eGrail = I glare |
| Jan 4 | Netraverse = Rare events |
| Jan 8 | Symantec Corp. = Crest company |
| Jan 9 | Transora = Ants soar |
| Jan 10 | Great North Eastern Railway Limited = Train-wheels' rotary rattle imagined |
| Jan 11 | First Great Eastern = Greet faster trains |
| Jan 14 | Comfort Inns = Non-firm cots |
| Jan 15 | Serena Hotels = Eastern holes |
| Jan 16 | Microsoft Windows XP = I'm down? Fix worst PC OS. |
| Jan 17 | DoubleTree Hotels = Oo, tulle beds there! |
| Jan 18 | Loews Hotels = So hello, West! |
| Jan 21 | Great North Eastern Railway Limited = Try idle Harrowgate steam-train line |
| Jan 23 | The Boeing Company = Pentagon: "Hi, come by!" |
| Jan 29 | United States Tobacco, Inc. = So, I detect, tout cannabis! |
Feb 2002 |
| Feb 6 | Suite Connection = Cuisine? O, content! |
| Feb 7 | DoubleTree Hotels = Obsolete Elder hut |
| Feb 8 | Serena Hotels = No 'Tree' hassle! |
| Feb 11 | Marriott Hotels = Motorist-halter |
| Feb 12 | Four Seasons = Snores of USA |
| Feb 13 | Furama Hotels = Restful, Omaha? |
| Feb 14 | Inter-Continental = Entertain Clinton |
| Feb 15 | The Boeing Company = Not cheap, big money! |
| Feb 18 | Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. = Trim, lean cost-wars |
| Feb 19 | Marriott Hotels = 'Let this room' art! |
| Feb 20 | Comfort Inns = Tons confirm |
| Feb 21 | Lexington Suites = Next guest in, Lois! |
| Feb 22 | The Enron Corporation = Horror! note panic tone! |
| Feb 25 | Smith and Nephew = Damn hips went, eh?
(makers of artificial hips) |
| Feb 26 | Anglo American plc = Replacing coal, man? |
| Feb 27 | The Enron Corporation = Coin, or earn, pronto! |
| Feb 28 | Intercontinental Hotels = Incontinent? Hostel alert! |
Mar 2002 |
| Mar 1 | Cable and Wireless plc = We send Alec crap bills! |
| Mar 4 | Princess International = A nit snarls in reception |
| Mar 5 | Kingfisher plc = Filching perks! |
| Mar 6 | Radisson Hotels = Rent his sad loos |
| Mar 7 | First Great Eastern = Greet safer transit |
| Mar 8 | Cadbury Schweppes = Screwed-up by chaps |
| Mar 11 | Doolittle and Dalley = Land deal yield - Lotto! |
| Mar 12 | Kempinski Hotels = Kip? O, mint Shekels! |
| Mar 13 | Radisson Hotels = This load snores! |
| Mar 14 | Microsoft Word = iformworst.doc |
| Mar 15 | Oldsmobile Alero = Obese dollar limo |
| Mar 18 | First Great Eastern = Er, get faster trains! |
| Mar 19 | Rackspace = Packs care |
| Mar 20 | Oldsmobile Alero = Saleroom bled oil |
| Mar 21 | ScotRail Railways Limited = Daily crawl, it is some trial |
| Mar 22 | Great North Eastern Railway Limited = Late? Norm: irritating weather delays |
| Mar 25 | The Weather Channel = The Wealth Enhancer |
| Mar 26 | Register.com = It's me, grocer. |
| Mar 27 | Cable News Networks = Screen now talks Web |
| Mar 28 | Pimlico Plumbers = Cop premium bills! |
| Mar 29 | Toyota Prius = Story: Utopia! |
Apr 2002 |
| Apr 1 | Cessna Aircrafts Company = Craftsman copies canary |
| Apr 2 | Oldsmobile Alero = Lose oil? Blame 'rod! |
| Apr 3 | Airbus Industrie = Diatribe ruin us |
| Apr 4 | BDO Stoy Hayward = Row at shady body |
| Apr 5 | The New Piper Aircraft, Inc. = Cheap new part in? Terrific! |
| Apr 8 | American Home Products = Chairman: "Customer? Dope!" |
| Apr 9 | Piper Saratoga = Irate prop' saga |
| Apr 10 | The Kensington Hilton = Thinks: "No linen? Ghetto!" |
| Apr 11 | Piper Seminole = I'm risen, people! |
| Apr 12 | "Sainsbury's - Making life taste better!" = Feast, sir: Butter; yeast; beans; milk; gin. |
| Apr 15 | Reader's Digest = Registered ads |
| Apr 16 | Cotton Traders = Rotted cartons |
| Apr 17 | Morgan Stanley = Analyst-monger |
| Apr 18 | The Daily Telegraph = Ah! ill-targeted hype |
| Apr 19 | General Protection Fault = To corrupt an elegant file?
|
| Apr 22 | Windows Media Player = I displayed raw women! |
| Apr 23 | Brakspear Special Bitter = Is cask-beer tippler at bar?
|
| Apr 24 | Ericsson Mobile Phones = So, so incomprehensible |
| Apr 25 | Samsung Mobile Phones = An' gossips mumble on, eh? |
| Apr 26 | Nokia Mobile Phones = Open a Helsinki boom! |
| Apr 29 | Motorola Mobile Phones = Tap-room: "I'll be home soon!" |
| Apr 30 | National Association of Funeral Directors = Or, art as a union incinerates a cool old stiff |
May 2002 |
| May 1 | Ericsson Mobile Phones = Sonic noise problems, eh? |
| May 2 | Microsoft Excel = ToCoerceIMF.xls |
| May 3 | Merriam Webster Dictionary = May cite brainier word terms |
| May 6 | Stella Artois Lager = Toast real girls' ale! |
| May 7 | "London's Oldest Restaurant" = Stand Londoner, toast "Rules"! |
| May 8 | Samsung Mobile Phones = Oh, go businessmen! Palm |
| May 9 | Goose Island Anniversary Ale = "Year's Nirvana!" (Good sales line?) |
| May 10 | Shepherd Neame Bishops Finger = Gem on his hand, pipes fresh beer |
| May 13 | Microsoft Excel = FeteMicroCo.xls |
| May 14 | Ericsson Mobile Phones = O, sonic bleep noises, Mr! |
| May 15 | Mars Incorporated = Astronomer: ID crap |
| May 16 | Microsoft Incorporated = Root-into firm's crap code |
| May 17 | The Exxon Corporation = Non-toxic operator? Hex! |
| May 20 | South African Breweries = Horrific brews nauseate |
| May 21 | De Vere Hotels = These're loved! |
| May 22 | Safeway Supermarkets = We pay US steak-farmers! |
| May 23 | Angus Steak House = Gosh! Nauseates UK! |
| May 24 | The Exxon Corporation = Hi, pox on one extractor! |
| May 27 | South African Breweries = Hi, FOUR cans? Beer is water! |
| May 28 | Microsoft Incorporated = O, do fit errors into PC & Mac! |
| May 29 | The Gleneagles Hotel = He'll hog elegant tees |
| May 30 | Greene King Abbot Ale = Take beer-binge, Anglo! |
| May 31 | 'Bread wi' nowt taken out' = Wow! Note UK at bran diet! |
Jun 2002 |
| Jun 3 | 'Tobacco is our middle name' = Communicate bloodier ads |
| Jun 4 | The Lockheed-Martin Corporation = Phantom contractor: "Die, hero-like!"
(Lockheed F-4 Phantom) |
| Jun 5 | International Paper = Pen a print rationale |
| Jun 6 | Goldman Sachs Group = Mugs' grand cash-pool! |
| Jun 7 | AOL Time Warner = Material owner |
| Jun 10 | 'Tobacco is our middle name' = Doc: mendacious tar mob lie |
| Jun 11 | Capitol Records = Coal Porter disc? |
| Jun 12 | AOL Time Warner = A writer: "A lemon!"
(Just look at the share price...) |
| Jun 13 | 'Tobacco is our middle name' = Carcinoma doubt? Some lied! |
| Jun 14 | Weather Channel = Whale Enchanter |
| Jun 17 | Carlton Television = It's lot ran violence |
| Jun 18 | Capitol Records = Cool art's priced |
| Jun 19 | AOL Time Warner = Or, new e-mail art! |
| Jun 20 | 'Tobacco is our middle name' = O, dim! Aim's to double cancer |
| Jun 21 | Classmates = Class Teams |
| Jun 24 | The Martha Stewart Shop = What store Mrs, that heap? |
| Jun 25 | The Financial Times = "A fine scam hit Intel!" |
| Jun 26 | ImClone Systems = Me, in costly mess? |
| Jun 27 | Royal Academy of Dramatic Art = RADA: a mad limey actor factory |
| Jun 28 | Baldwins Plumbers Merchants = Bell? Mind rush, brass tap, WC men! |
Jul 2002 |
| Jul 1 | Advertising slogans = Raving sods' tag-lines |
| Jul 2 | Securities and Exchange Commission = Ah, administering US economic excess! |
| Jul 3 | 'Bread wi' nowt taken out' = A baked nutrient to WOW! |
| Jul 4 | Capitol Records = Piccolo traders |
| Jul 5 | 'Tobacco is our middle name' = So, mob circulated on media |
| Jul 8 | The Financial Times = Hi, maniac in Fleet St! |
| Jul 9 | Capitol Records = Credit solo crap |
| Jul 10 | Tyco International Ltd. = Traditionally content |
| Jul 11 | Amp, Inc. = I'm 'n a PC |
| Jul 12 | Toshiba = Oh! baits |
| Jul 15 | Carlton Television = Loons interact - live! |
| Jul 16 | Corus Hotels = O! cruel hosts. |
| Jul 17 | South African Breweries = A wit: "Our beer franchises?" |
| Jul 18 | Granada Television = Adverts lie again, no? |
| Jul 19 | More American accounting scandals = Uncle Sam acting on record scam? |
| Jul 22 | Meridian Broadcasting = O, man! disgraced Britain |
| Jul 23 | Anglia Television = A lingo, live in East |
| Jul 24 | Granada Television = Advertise on Anglia! |
| Jul 25 | Scottish Television = Hi! it slots on-set vice |
| Jul 26 | Meridian Broadcasting = And so, Britain grimaced |
| Jul 29 | Tesco Online Shopping = Isn't English Co-op open? |
| Jul 30 | Ajilon Consulting = On signal join cult |
| Jul 31 | Accenture = Enact cure |
Aug 2002 |
| Aug 1 | KPMG Consulting = Pong kings mulct |
| Aug 2 | Micropath, Inc. = I'm crotch pain |
| Aug 5 | Doubleday = Loaded buy |
| Aug 6 | Hyperion Solutions = Spin notoriously, eh? |
| Aug 7 | Penguin Putnam, Inc. = Input menacing pun |
| Aug 8 | Viagra Impotency Drug = my, ravaging pictured! |
| Aug 9 | Alta Vista free Internet Service = Line treats? Fate: server inactive! |
| Aug 12 | Google Groups = Purges googol
|
| Aug 13 | Dealtime.com = Melodic mate
|
| Aug 14 | Avalon Books = Also, Nabokov |
| Aug 15 | Pricewatch = I, PC Watcher |
| Aug 16 | Anagram International, Inc. = National American ranting |
| Aug 19 | Dealtime = Idle team |
| Aug 20 | Cisco Systems = Messy IC costs |
| Aug 21 | 3Com Corporation = Moronic poor act |
| Aug 22 | Pricescan = Nice Craps |
| Aug 23 | Oracle Corporation = A poor correctional |
| Aug 26 | Anagram International, Incorporated = Rating: Top aerator in American land, no?! |
| Aug 27 | Saab Automobile = I am a usable boot |
| Aug 28 | Peugeot Cars = Great coupes |
| Aug 29 | Superior Balloon Company = Rally-room bonus - a nice pop! |
| Aug 30 | Swanwick London Area Control Centre = Oceanic sector: "Land on known trawler!" |
Sep 2002 |
| Sep 2 | Atlas Van Lines = Vast snail lane |
| Sep 3 | Overture = Veer tour |
| Sep 4 | Kanoodle = OK on deal |
| Sep 5 | Chiltern Hills Mineral Water = Ill, Mr? Hear cretin shat in well! |
| Sep 6 | Wonderbra = Wore brand? |
| Sep 9 | The Aga cooker = O, hot-cake gear! |
| Sep 10 | ntlworld News Service = Will scent server down? |
| Sep 11 | Wonderbra = Worn bared |
| Sep 12 | Alliance UniChem Plc = Enhance calcium pill |
| Sep 13 | Alcatel Optronics S.A. = Occasional splatter |
| Sep 16 | ProMotion, Inc. = Coo! I'm on print |
| Sep 17 | Rayethon Company = Yon army: "Not cheap!" |
| Sep 18 | The Coca Cola Company = Yo! map cool can cachet! |
| Sep 19 | Digigami = I, a dim gig |
| Sep 20 | Ligos Corp. = Pig colors |
| Sep 23 | Knight Ayton Management = That money-agent king, man! |
| Sep 24 | Optibase, Inc. = Basic Pointe |
| Sep 25 | The Oxford English Dictionary = Ah friend, try this good lexicon! |
| Sep 26 | Rayethon Company = O! pay yon merchant |
| Sep 27 | The Student Loans Company = Stolen on campus? Deny that! |
Oct 2002 |
| Oct 1 | Oxford Bus Company = Hop-on my crude, fast box |
| Oct 2 | Metlife = Feel Tim |
| Oct 3 | Macromedia Incorporated = Arid, academic 'Net-pro room |
| Oct 4 | Pepsico = Pop-ices |
| Oct 7 | New York Life Insurance Company = Knife-play? You win, necromancers! |
| Oct 8 | American Electric Power = We're in core malpractice! |
| Oct 9 | Texas Instruments = Sexist nutters, man! |
| Oct 10 | Knight Ayton Management = That money-making gannet! |
| Oct 11 | Value City = Ya! I've cult |
| Oct 14 | IKEA Worldwide = I walked weirdo |
| Oct 15 | Primark Stores = Ark's importers |
| Oct 16 | Egghead.com = Oh! gem caged |
| Oct 17 | The Home Depot = Eh! Opt demo |
| Oct 28 | American Carpet Mills = Replace mats, criminal |
| Oct 29 | Lowe's Home = Wholesome |
| Oct 30 | Premier Furnace Company = Fire-up rap may concern me |
| Oct 31 | Power Lift = Write: Flop |
Nov 2002 |
| Nov 1 | Target Stores = Greatest sort |
| Nov 4 | Metamucil = I'm lame cut |
| Nov 5 | Topsail Cruises = Tropical Issues |
| Nov 6 | Old Spice deodorants = Decades old portions |
| Nov 7 | Cover Girl = River clog |
| Nov 8 | Alldays = Ally ads |
| Nov 11 | Pringles chips = Crisp helpings |
| Nov 12 | Airflow Mattress, Inc. = Claim: now starts fire |
| Nov 13 | Dairy Crest = Trades, I cry! |
| Nov 14 | Bombardier Recreational Products = Me, sir? "Bad Car-Trouble Incorporated!" |
| Nov 15 | Toronto Dominion Bank = Motto: I rob kin on and on |
| Nov 18 | Regent Consulting = Eggs-on runt client |
| Nov 19 | Royal and Sun Alliance = Union: "A scandal, really" |
| Nov 20 | Windsor House = O, who's insured? |
| Nov 21 | Continental Airlines Incorporated = A trainee controller is in - Don't panic! |
| Nov 22 | The Selfridge Hotel = I'd flog thee shelter |
Dec 2002 |
| Dec 9 | American Water Heater Group = I warn: reach a temperature? Go! |
| Dec 10 | Philips Electronics = Price pitch is no sell |
| Dec 11 | Benleva Hotel, Drumnadrochit, Inverness-shire = A hundred nice northern malts visible? Oh serve! |
| Dec 12 | The DaimlerChrysler Maybach = "My Thrill" by a Mercedes Car? Hah! |
| Dec 13 | Armstrong Air Conditioning = Indoor CO gas? Ring Martin, nit! |
| Dec 16 | The New York Times = Meet with Yonkers |
| Dec 19 | Philips Electronics = Price pitch is no sell |
| Dec 20 | Philips Electronics = Tell: chips precision |
| Dec 23 | Richer Sounds = I shun records |
| Dec 24 | Firestone Tires = Tse-tse, inferior! |
| Dec 25 | Panasonic = Scan piano |
| Dec 26 | Continental Airlines Incorporated = I pioneer cool transatlantic dinner |
| Dec 27 | Richer Sounds = Insure chords |
| Dec 30 | The Ford Motor Company = Forty MPH car mooted, no? |
| Dec 31 | Eastman Kodak Company = Named: a top Yank scam, OK? |
Jan 2003 |
| Jan 1 | London Heathrow Airport = Hop to Iran, another world |
| Jan 2 | "Designed for living" (Ford slogan) = If so - driving legend! |
| Jan 3 | Eastman Kodak Company = Say, madam kept Canon, OK? |
| Jan 6 | Richer Sounds = Consider rush |
| Jan 7 | "Engineered to last" (Ford slogan) = Eldest generation? |
| Jan 8 | The Ford Motor Company = Mondeo factory - hot RPM! |
| Jan 9 | Stocks and shares = Darn asset shocks |
| Jan 10 | The Open University Business School = British venue helps issue tycoons, no? |
| Jan 13 | The Miss USA Pageant = Gape at Nisse (Ms Utah) |
| Jan 14 | Britannic Assurance plc = Critics pan balances? Run! |
| Jan 15 | New York Stock Exchange = Cocky geeks annex worth |
| Jan 20 | The McDonalds Corporation = Child: "O, damn 'Scooter' part, no?" |
| Jan 21 | Agis Enterprises Co. Inc = Recite scraping noises |
| Jan 22 | Cambridge SoundWorks = God, sadism. We burn rock! |
| Jan 23 | Richer Sounds = Our CD shrines |
| Jan 27 | Four Seasons Hotel = Use Sheraton, fools! |
| Jan 28 | Glen Electric Ltd = Decent Celtic grill |
| Jan 29 | Heathrow Terminal Five = Hi! wave 'n arm to the flier! |
| Jan 30 | Northwest Airlines Incorporated = Captain: 'Dinner error - show toilets'. |
| Jan 31 | AOL TimeWarner = A writer: "A lemon!" |
Feb 2003 |
| Feb 3 | Department of Trade and Industry = Firm: "Nanny, trusted to add red tape!" |
| Feb 4 | AT&T Laboratories = A laborer: "Toast it!" |
| Feb 5 | AOL TimeWarner = Earn a low merit |
| Feb 6 | Shimano American Corp = A poor mechanic in, mars |
| Feb 7 | Northwest Airlines Incorporated = Sit, wine, land on Rochester airport |
| Feb 10 | Spryance = Racy pens |
| Feb 11 | Ridgeway Steel Fabricators, Inc. = Facing restricted boilers? Away! |
| Feb 12 | Rheem Manufacturing Co = Mum: 'I get furnace char, no?' |
| Feb 13 | Happy Meals in McDonalds = Means a damn sloppy child |
| Feb 14 | Colonel Sanders = Dollars on scene? |
| Feb 17 | Eastman Kodak Company = A tacky snap mode, OK man? |
| Feb 26 | Original Recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken = Profiteering chicanery kick - nickel due? |
Mar 2003 |
| Mar 3 | Research Dynamics = Scary red machines |
| Mar 4 | Northwest Airlines Incorporated = Sweet ride on North Carolina trips! |
| Mar 5 | Planet Hollywood restaurants = 'Lethal Weapon' stars' loud try-on |
| Mar 6 | Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia = Or, view that maladministering, Ma'!
(Losses of $2m for the last quarter against a $5m profit) |
| Mar 7 | Pacific Gas and Electric = Cap calefacient grid's IC |
| Mar 17 | Handspring, Inc. = Hard sinning PC |
| Mar 24 | Comfort Inn Hotels = Host: confirm let, no? |
| Mar 25 | Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries = Our arrangement: oil's oozing out. Fix, net top price |
| Mar 26 | Continental Airlines Incorporated = ATC: "I noted nine errors, Captain. Ill, no?" |
| Mar 27 | Planet Hollywood restaurants = 'Woody Allen on plates!' hurt star |
| Mar 28 | "Say it with flowers" = Swiftly, with a rose
(Interflora slogan) |
| Mar 31 | "Better gas mileage. A Civic responsibility" = Initiate big magic - Less petrol, service-bay
(Honda slogan) |
Apr 2003 |
| Apr 1 | The Goodyear Blimp = Good-bye, limp earth |
| Apr 2 | Pacific Gas and Electric = Facing Arctic places? Die! |
| Apr 14 | Thistle Hotels plc = Celt host's hell-pit |
| Apr 15 | Custom Buoyancy Inc. = Scuba tycoon: My cu. in. |
| Apr 16 | Maranello Sales Limited = Isle's Modena retail mall |
| Apr 21 | Bryant Homes = Robs the many |
| Apr 22 | The Goodyear Blimp = Pilot? My, he rode bag! |
| Apr 23 | Lex Pharmaceutical, Inc. = Cranium ache? Exact pill! |
May 2003 |
| May 1 | "Fly the friendly skies." = Henry killed? Yes, stiff!
(United Airlines slogan) |
| May 2 | "Let your fingers do the walking." = Hand tours, likely growing feet!
(Yellow Pages slogan) |
| May 5 | "A little dab'll do ya" = Totally bald? Ideal!
(Slogan for Brylcreem) |
| May 6 | "Courtesy and care" = Cue: crest any road
(Slogan for Automobile Association) |
| May 7 | "The World's Favourite Airline" = Vie, worth four Delta Airlines
(Slogan for British Airways) |
| May 26 | The Financial Times = Lichtenstein, Mafia? |
| May 27 | Columbia Broadcasting Systems = A tidy combo: Uncle Sam's big stars! |
| May 28 | Detroit Free Press = It feeds reporters |
| May 29 | The Washington Post = Ah, tonight's top news! |
| May 30 | The Intel processor = This electron poser |
Jun 2003 |
| Jun 2 | Netto Supermarkets = Rate unkempt stores? |
| Jun 3 | Aprimo, Inc. = I, Pro Manic |
| Jun 4 | Siemens Mobile Phones = Slim, beeps in one's home |
| Jun 5 | Atesto, Inc. = Nice toast |
| Jun 6 | CaseCentral = Cancel tears |
| Jun 9 | Fidesic Corporation = Episodic Fornicator |
| Jun 10 | Vividence Corp. = Vice Driven Cop |
| Jun 11 | Goldman Sachs = Logs damn cash! |
| Jun 18 | Sony Corporation = O-o, poor tranny ICs |
| Jun 19 | NEC mobile phones = Oh, bleeps coin, men! |
| Jun 20 | New York |
